[Game Review #5] Noob Simulator - A game by Klocko

A Review by: VoidMatter

Hello Fellow Robloxian’s! If you are looking for a good laugh, then you should go to this amazing game. This game is called "Noob Simulator." If you are wondering what "noob" means, It means "new player." This game pretty much sums up ever new player to Roblox.

What's so good about this game?

Well this game is simple in a way. Generally some simple games get boring after a while but this does not... In this game you spawn in a house. This house is just the Happy Home in Robloxia. That was basically what your game would have started off like in 2007 - 2009. In the game you just wonder as a clueless noob. 

Environment:

In this game, you can explore, derp around, and just hangout with friends. So far it is a work in progress. There are roads that you can run on, civilians that you can knock over, and crates you can kick. The environment is probably just going to be like a small town, with some trees, and extra things that will eventually be added to the game...

Basics:

For starters, you start off in the house with a small menu GUI screen. The menu screen has "Play, Toggle Music, and Switch Music." The music in this game is basically the Goat simulators music. It just sounds very derpy. After that you would just  click "play" to start the game. As soon as you do, your character will morph into a noob. 

Scripting:

As Klocko quoted: "Enter now, and your life will be fulfilled," he wasn't joking. He obviously wanted you to look as nooby as possible, so he put in a very weird walking animation into his game. When you walk, both your arms swing and you look like your skipping, and in addition, your head sways side to side. Also, there is a feature in a game in which you get to spazz out, and all you need to do is press "q." There is also an annoying taunt that makes you laugh. To use the taunt, you just press "z."

My Rating:

In all honesty, I give this game a 10/10, it made me laugh for a long period of time. So if I were you, I would tip this game! So this concludes my review!

Have a nice day Fellow Robloxians!