Thursday, August 28, 2014

New Roblox Hud! Is Roblox going for a new minimalistic look and feel?

Hello Fellow Robloxians, I am Kloiz, and today I will be talking about the new HUD in game, and my thoughts about it! So, lets jump right in!


















Sunday, August 10, 2014

[Game Review #5] Noob Simulator - A game by Klocko

A Review by: VoidMatter

Hello Fellow Robloxian’s! If you are looking for a good laugh, then you should go to this amazing game. This game is called "Noob Simulator." If you are wondering what "noob" means, It means "new player." This game pretty much sums up ever new player to Roblox.

What's so good about this game?

Well this game is simple in a way. Generally some simple games get boring after a while but this does not... In this game you spawn in a house. This house is just the Happy Home in Robloxia. That was basically what your game would have started off like in 2007 - 2009. In the game you just wonder as a clueless noob. 

Environment:

In this game, you can explore, derp around, and just hangout with friends. So far it is a work in progress. There are roads that you can run on, civilians that you can knock over, and crates you can kick. The environment is probably just going to be like a small town, with some trees, and extra things that will eventually be added to the game...

Basics:

For starters, you start off in the house with a small menu GUI screen. The menu screen has "Play, Toggle Music, and Switch Music." The music in this game is basically the Goat simulators music. It just sounds very derpy. After that you would just  click "play" to start the game. As soon as you do, your character will morph into a noob. 

Scripting:

As Klocko quoted: "Enter now, and your life will be fulfilled," he wasn't joking. He obviously wanted you to look as nooby as possible, so he put in a very weird walking animation into his game. When you walk, both your arms swing and you look like your skipping, and in addition, your head sways side to side. Also, there is a feature in a game in which you get to spazz out, and all you need to do is press "q." There is also an annoying taunt that makes you laugh. To use the taunt, you just press "z."

My Rating:

In all honesty, I give this game a 10/10, it made me laugh for a long period of time. So if I were you, I would tip this game! So this concludes my review!

Have a nice day Fellow Robloxians!


Noob Simulator [v0.03] [UPDATED|Map:11%]_Image

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Build of the Week [#2 - Clouds, by paratroopersoldier]

Hello Fellow Robloxians!
I'm Kloiz, and today I will be reviewing Fellow Robloxians Build of the Week #2.
So, lets get right in!

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 [#2]

Monday, July 28, 2014

Roblox Update (3D Rotation!) [Update Review #1]

A Short Review by: VoidMatter

Hello Fellow Robloxian’s! I just woke up on a Wednesday and saw this new update! It was quite unexpected because this update started off as a google chrome plugin. It was free of course and it was made by Merely! What’s the update you say? Well, this update allows you to see any item on Roblox in 3D, such as hats, gear, packages, and in addition, even your character! I find this update really grand in a way, because you get to see an all-around preview of the 3D item now, instead of a 2D picture. In addition, this feature is not restricted to Google Chrome only, it is available on all browsers now.

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Build of the Week [#1 - Project Paris, by AgentTech]

Hello Fellow Robloxians!
I'm Kloiz, and today I am going to post about Fellow Robloxians first build of the week!

So, lets dive in!


























Friday, July 4, 2014

[Game Review #4] The Roblox Gym™ - A game by mew903.

Hello Fellow Robloxians!
I'm Kloiz, and today I will be reviewing a game I've been meaning to review for a pretty long time! So, lets dive right into Game Review #4!



















































This week, I will be reviewing The Roblox Gym by mew903.
Let us begin!

How to Create an Outfit on Roblox

In a rush for a clan training? Want to easily change in an out of a casual outfit? Hate waiting to see if you made your outfit right? Well now there is an easier way. Yes, I know, outfits have been out for awhile. But, they're really simple and easy to use. So, all you have to do is go to the "Character" tab at the top, then, change into the clothes, hats, pants, etc. that you want to wear, and then click the "Outfits" tab. Click "Create New Outfit", and then name it, then you have an outfit! Keep making more, so then you can just change in and out whenever you need.



So, that's how you create an outfit!
I know this post is short, but it is sweet!

Farewell, Fellow Robloxians!

A small rant on the new physics update.

Recently, (i know i'm late but whatever) Roblox has released a new update that has aggravated me immensely. The physics update.

Now, don't get me wrong.
Adding new features into Roblox is a great thing, and I'm all for it. But assuming the Roblox team didn't check everything before the released the update kind of pissed me off.

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

[Event] The Sports Bar 4th of July Party!

Hello Fellow Robloxians!
I'm Kloiz, and today I will be sharing with you an event that is going to be occurring on the 4th of July!

This is a place that you can hang out at for the 4th of July, or any time in general! The reason it's an event is because we decorated the place to be themed for the 4th of July! Anybody is welcome here, and it'll be tons of fun! Also, this place is made by agung and VoidMatter.

In the place, you will find music, fireworks in the sky, drinks, baristas, a beach, mountains, and more!

So, come to The Sports Bar on the 4th of July and lets celebrate our independence as well as have tons of fun! So, what are you waiting for? Click the advertisement below and check this game out!

So, see you there fellow robloxians!


Tuesday, June 24, 2014

The Murder Comparison [All 3 Popular Murder Games all in One Giant Review!] [Game Review #2]

Well, it's me Kloiz!
This is a special post, as well as a long one!

So, brace your booty, sit back, kick back, put on your reading glasses, and brace yourself possibly one of the best Roblox game reviews in history!


















[Game Review] Acid Obstacle Course - A game by VoidMatter

Hello, Fellow Robloxians!
I'm Kloiz, and today I will be writing Fellow Robloxians first place review!

The game is called Acid Obstacle Course, and it is made by VoidMatter!
So, lets dive right in!























Want to Meet New Friends on Roblox?

Hello, Fellow Robloxians!
I'm Kloiz, and today, I will be talking about a place that I created where you can meet new people, socialize, and just hang out in general! So, basically, this place is called The Indelicate! In this place, it's essentially a small campfire where you can put on any hats, clothes, etc., sit and chat, and make new friends! Also, there are some chairs and couches (made by me) that are there for you to sit on, and enjoy!

One server holds a maximum of 6 people.
Also, credit to Quenty (for a particle GUI) and Asimo3089 (for the big tree)!

So, what are you waiting for?
Go and click this link and hang out!


Monday, June 23, 2014

Moderator Showcase - [Gordonrox24]

Hello Fellow Robloxians!
I'm Kloiz, and today I am writing about an event that occurred to me not too long ago, and how this particular moderator helped me out.

So, lets dive right in.


Game of the Week - Roblox's Top Model [A Game By DizzyPurple]

Hello Fellow Robloxian!
I'm Kloiz, and today I am writing about Fellow Robloxians 2nd game of the week!

Let's dive right in!

Alternate Accounts on ROBLOX

Hello, Fellow Robloxians!
I am Kloiz, and today I am gonna talk about making/creating alternate accounts on ROBLOX.

Basically, I saw someone talking about how it is good to have an alternate account at all times, just in case something happens to your main. Now, creating alternate accounts is a good thing, but you don't need more than 2 alternate accounts. Otherwise, you'd just be creating accounts you're most likely not going to use *cough me in 2012 cough*. But, that's not the point. The point is, it's always good to have a backup/alternate account.

Monday, June 16, 2014

How to earn Player Points on ROBLOX fast! (video)

Do you sit at your computer going: "Awh, I want a bunch of player points! How do they even get that much?"?

Of course you do!




Saturday, June 14, 2014

New ROBLOX Animations!

ROBLOX has recently released new animations, and the community is all over it.

I, for one, like the new animations.
They look clean, new, fresh, etc.

What I don't like about the new animations is /e dance. (more like /ew dance AM I RIGHT)
I mean, it's gangnam style.

But, the standing animation is my favorite. It's great, and it looks better then your arms flailing around as you majestically stand on a brick. Totally not overdramatized.

But, it's now more.. Calm. But, the walking animation on the other hand, I love it even more.
It looks so good, but I would totally prefer the classic walking animation.

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Game of the Week - Gear Roulette by tyleralex123!

Hello, fellow robloxian!
I am Kloiz, and this is Fellow Robloxians first Game of the Week!

Lets dive in!

Now, I normally don't like games this much, but this game is amazing. It's well scripted, fun, and basically one of the best games that you can find out there on ROBLOX.

So, what is this game, you may ask?
Well, this is Gear Roulette! This amazing game was made by tyleralex123, where the objective of this game is to fight your opponents with 4 randomly generated gear! Every time you die, you respawn with 4 more gear. And so on and so on.

So, why is this game so good, you may ask?

Well, there are plenty of maps, almost all of the gear on ROBLOX, there is a shop, and it's just plain fun and addicting! I can spend hours here with my friend VoidMatter, and we can just play forever!

If this was the only game on ROBLOX, i'd play it 24/7. It's that fun.

Also, the owner is really cool! He was super nice to all of us in game, and he patched a bug with no issues for us when we met in game!

So, why is it the game of the week? Well, because it's so good, of course!
There's no logical explanation of why this game is the game of the week, but you'll understand why I chose this as the game of the week once you play it.

My rating for this game: 9/10
Why? Well, there are still a few bugs out there that still need to be patched. (map not generating, spawn with no gear, spawn with 8-10 gear without buying the upgrade from shop, etc.)

You can play it by clicking here.

Oh, and I met the creator, and he's really cool! He even allowed me to take a screenshot with him!



My Opinion on the ROBLOX Community (long)

Hello fellow robloxians!

Today, I thought I'd share my opinion and thoughts about the ROBLOX community.
Now, you can some people, and they'll say things along the lines of 'Oh the community really sucks..' 'The old days of ROBLOX was way better!' 'There are too many OD'ers! (online daters)' or something even like: 'The community is complete utter garbage! If it wasn't for those pesky noobs and annoying guests this game would be a better place!'...

Well, I was one of the people who said 'The community really sucks...'.
But, then I thought more in depth about it.

I mean, there isn't much wrong with the community.

So, kick back, put on your glasses, (if you have any), and brace yourself for this long post!


So, you can't really say old ROBLOX was better.
There were a ton of glitches, bugs, errors, etc. Also, there wasn't many games that were well scripted compared to now.

Don't get me wrong, classics ARE classics.
They'll always be good.

...

Unnllleeesssss... Pesky ROBLOX updates break them.
*cough* breaking half of the tools in roblox *cough*
Or, if they were broken and bad to begin with.

But, you can't really call someone a noob on ROBLOX.
We were all noobs at once, were we not?

The true definition of a noob is a new player that doesn't know the rules.
Not a moron, or an idiot, or someone who can't play the game.
So, noobs aren't really the problem in the community.

Scammers get banned, so they're not really the problem, either. They're just corrupt teenagers looking for virtual money and items. Now, don't start saying "Well ROBLOX is too oblivious and ignorant to catch them! They never get banned!" Actually, ROBLOX has been keeping up to par on banning them. Same goes for online daters.

Online dater's aren't really the problem. They're either:
 A. Little kids wanting to experience love.
 B. Teenagers that can't get a girlfriend IRL. (in real life, if you didn't know)
 C. Old men waiting for one of them to say "Want to meet up irl?" And we all know what  happens after that.

ROBLOX has actually been keeping up on banning and warning online daters, due to OD'er Busters. Basically, if you don't know what they are, they dress up like an online dater, and go to games that are notorious for holding online daters in their servers, such as The complex, Beach House Roleplay, Robloxity, etc.

So, OD'ers aren't really the problem.
LMaD? Not to talk trash, but a large majority of them are just arrogant, greedy people that either:
 A. Brag about their hats.
 B. Talk about trading and ROBUX.
 C. Act like they're better than everyone because they own virtual items and a lot of virtual  money.

They're not the problem of the community, they have their own areas to socialize in, such as the LMaD Forums, Trade Hangout, just places like that in general that has LMaD written all over it. (btw, LMaD stands for lets make a deal)

Forumers? They're not that bad. Just don't tick em' off. Most of them have a decent sense of humor, but there are other ones filled with hatred.

So, you may be asking, "What IS wrong with the community, Kloiz?"
Well, if you're the one complaining about the community, then it's you.

What do I mean by that?

Well, you're not doing the community any good by just complaining about it. You COULD make a difference in the community if you weren't so negative. Be positive on ROBLOX! Don't complain, because complaining just makes things worse. Most of the time. If you're a positive, happy, intelligent player in the community, and you're not complaining about the community, then you're good for the community, no matter what you are! Forumer, troller, OD'er, LMaDer, noob/new player, as long as you have a positive vibe in the community, you are the good!

If you're the complete opposite of my description of someone good for the community, then you are the one making it worse.
You're entitled to your own opinion, and so am I.
And, I just shared mine with you!

So, comment what you think about this post.
Are you good? Bad? Share your opinions!

So, I must say...

Farewell, fellow robloxian!

- Kloiz

Special thanks to VoidMatter for being such a great friend and giving me the ideas for this post!